ahhhhh the skytrain
Gotta love public transportation! Seriously I get to see things I would totally miss locked in the confines of my personal vehicle, what with its clean comfy chairs and non-contaminated communal airspace... geez who needs that?!?!
So today, as the lovely skytrain soared past unsuspecting private backyards, I got to witness something I wish I could burn from my eyeballs! Some poor bloke thought he was all alone to remove his shirt and shake out whatever crap he got all over it, all the while his moobs flapped around... Definitely not a synchronized moment... I'm traumatized for life.
As I drew my attention back into the train, I was confronted by this 12ish yr old boy going to town licking his applesauce cup. Damn he cleaned that thing spotless in seconds! Felt like I was gawking at what should've been a very private moment, something possibly banned in some countries.... ewwwwww...
Public transportation - nothing but class...
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